Oh, No! Where Are My Pants?:
And Other Disasters Poems

It was simply the worst
the most terrible day.
Nothing
but NOTHING
was going my way.

Ever have one of those days? The narrators of these fifteen poems have. They've had worm-in-the-apple days, friends-moving-away days, even forgetting-my-pants days!

If you've ever wondered whether anyone else knows what it's like to have a really bad day, this special collection of poignant -- and funny -- poems is for you.